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22 Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings for Glasses,
Cups & Tumblers

published: May 21, 2020  |  updated: May 11, 2022
Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings on wine cups

It’s no secret that Americans love wine. Especially because wine makes the perfect pairing with a variety of occasions, from enjoying a glass after a long day, to socializing with friends at a bar, to drinking with dinner, to networking events and more.

Integrate the widely shared love of wine into your next giveaway, fundraiser, or business idea with imprinted swag that has wine sayings, funny quotes, or words and phrases on them. Wine sayings pair perfectly on wine glasses and accessories, or you can add them to any product including t-shirts and apparel. Your logo can be printed on one side or worked in into one of our designs below. Custom printed wine tumblers and glasses make great giveaways and appreciation gifts for employees and customers. Or, they can be purchased and resold individually for fundraiser events, in retail stores, restaurants, bars, and more.

Here are 22 of the most popular wine quotes or sayings to spark some ideas:

1. Working nine to wine

The pictured Modern Wine Glass features a timeless and classic design, offering a large surface for your logo or a fun wine saying such as “working nine to wine.”

Glass stemless wine glass with quarantine quote

2. Screw it!

Share a toast with the 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass which features a powder coated finish and double-wall insulation to help keep wine at the perfect temperature.

Stemless wine glass with funny quote

3. Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass

Pour a glass in the featured Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler. This rugged tumbler has a durable construction, allowing your employees and clients to bring it along on any outdoor adventure to come.

Stainless steel wine tumbler with fun quarantine saying

4. Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up

Pair this saying with the best-selling 10 oz Bevie Insulated Tumbler. This custom lowball tumbler is a convenient size and features a smooth feel.

Travel wine tumbler with funny quarantine quote

5. “Trust me, you can dance” - Wine

Whether a company event or wedding, sometimes a little liquid confidence is all your employees or guests need to tear up the dance floor. Perfect for events is the award-winning Govino® 16 oz Shatterproof Wine Cup. It is made from BPA-free polymer, which reflects a wine’s color and projects its aromatics much like crystal.

Insulated wine tumbler with homeschool mom quote

6. Wine + Dinner = Winner

This saying belongs on a winning tumbler like the featured 12 oz Covina Copper Lined Tumbler. The tumbler has a powder-finish for a modern look and has stainless steel, double-wall insulation.

Insulated stemless wine tumbler with funny 2020 quote

7. Morning – Coffee,  Night (or heck whenever) Wine

No matter what the time and what the beverage, the 14 oz Rain Tumbler has you covered with double-wall insulation that allows drinks to stay at desired temperatures longer. 

Stainless steel wine tumbler with coffee and wine quote

8. Wine pairs nicely with good friends.

t’s always more fun to share a bottle with friends. Add a metallic touch to your next corporate party of holiday event with the 18 oz Florence Stemless Wine Cup. It features a metallic design on the bottom for a classy look.

Copper dipped stemless wine glass with fun wine quote

9. Save water Drink wine

Save water and drink wine from the 10 oz MiiR® Wine Tumbler. Your company can feel good about your purchase, as MiiR gives at least 1% of revenue to trackable giving projects.

Knit wine glass sleeve with wine saying

10. Liquid Therapy

The Delight 2-Piece Thank You Gift Set has the essentials your clients and employees need to unwind after a long day. Packaged together in a customized gift box, this set includes a bottle stopper, corkscrew and a stainless-steel wine cup.

Wine kit with funny wine saying

11. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.

For the coffee now and the wine later, the Napa Stemless Wine Tumbler offered in an attractive stainless steel color is double-wall vacuum insulated to keep drinks at ideal temperatures longer. Its durable shatterproof construction makes it the perfect companion for indoor or outdoor use.

Travel wine tumbler with liquid therapy saying

12. Wine. Juice with more life experience.

Crushing sales goals, promotions, corporate events, and more - there’s plenty of reasons to celebrate with the 12 oz Cece Powder Coated Tumbler.

Plastic wine cup with funny saying

13. Sip Sip Hooray

Crushing sales goals, promotions, corporate events, and more - there’s plenty of reasons to celebrate with the 13 oz Coleman® Claret Stainless Steel Wine Glass. This trusted brand name wine glass has a contoured shape and rim meant to enhance the aroma and taste. It is also made of vacuum insulated stainless steel able to keep your beverage at desired temperatures longer.

coleman stainless steel wine glass with fun quote

14. Life is what happens between coffee and wine.

The 12 oz Vinay Stemless Wine Glass will be there for you morning, day, or night. It has an attractive powder coated finish and double-wall insulation for hot or cold liquids. It comes in a variety of colors to compliment your brand colors.

Stemless wine glass with funny wine quote

 

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15. A good day starts with coffee & ends with wine.

Especially when sipping out of the highly recognizable name brand Corkcicle® Stemless Wine Cup. It is triple insulated, vacuum sealed, and has a non-slip bottom. These wine cups will keep beverages cold for 9 hours and hot for up to 3.

corkcicle stemless wine cup with funny wine saying

16. Wine a little…Laugh a lot

Not your ordinary wine glass, the 14 oz Silipint™ Wine Glass is a silicone wine glass that will not break, chip, crack or fade. It is even flexible enough to carry in your pocket! The Silipint™ wine glass is lightweight, and microwave, dishwasher, and freezer safe. Ideal for both indoor and outdoor dining, camping, tailgating and more.

Dark blue travel mug with funny coffee saying

17. You’re doing a “grape” job!

Show your appreciation by raising a glass to you team, clients, or employees for a job well done. Featured is the 15 oz Modern Stemless Wine Glass that provides a clear surface for your own saying or logo.

Stemless wine glass

18. You wine some, you lose some – now where did I put my glass?

Part of the best-selling Yukon collection, this saying is pictured on the 10 oz Yukon Tumbler.

Stemless wine glass with fun wine saying

19. It’s a wine wine situation.

Drinking wine out of a shatterproof wine glass? Now that’s a wine wine situation. The 12 oz Plastic Vinello Stemless wine glass is a customer favorite. It is made of a shatterproof plastic and is reusable. This wine glass is also made in the USA and offered in a variety of colors. For a vibrant look, you can also add your own quote or logo in full color. Perfect for summer fun, restaurants, festivals, golf events, and more.

Purple plastic stemless wine cup with wine saying

20. I thought BTW was code for “Buy The Wine!”

Or, “Bring the Wine!” Pour a glass in the classic Wine Country Goblet that will give your logo or saying a touch of elegance. It is stylishly designed with an optimal stem that allows for convenient holding.

Funny wine quote on goblet

21. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’ll have a bottle of cab sav. Wait a minute, give me TWO!!

This wine bag will hold your precious cargo in style when traveling to and from. Give your clients and employees a bottle of wine in the wine bag for an elegant gift they will appreciate (wine not included). Don’t worry, we have wine bag that hold up to 4 or 6 bottles, too!

Wine tote bag with funny quote

22. Tiny bubbles, in my wine, makes me happy, all the time…

There will be no need to “whine” about spilling and breaking the 16 oz Sturdy Stemless Cup. It is sturdy, portable and made of BPA-free plastic. Great for special events, restaurants and sporting events.

Stemless wine cup with wine quote

Add one of these popular sayings to any promo item to create some buzz for your brand. Do you have your own clever saying or quote? We have a team of talented graphic artists on-site who are ready to bring your vision to life.